The frog that spread his love around.....a little too much!

So there was this guy I met when I was like 14 and going to youth dances. We initially thought he was really weird but over the years became pretty decent friends. I remember one time, he was dating one of my best friends and when she wasn't around he would always try to put the moves on me and tell me I was the one he wanted to be dating. We thought he was such a slime ball so we tried to set him up. My car at this point in time was a Ford Expedition so we had my friend hide in the very back on the floor and then we hid a tape recorder in the middle console. I then picked up this boy and got him to confess his "true feelings" for me and talk about how he didn't REALLY like my friend. Of course he was not happy when my friend jumped out from the back and he knew he was busted. The even better part was when we went inside to the party we were at and played the taped version for all our friends. Ha ha

Well years pass and this boy goes on his mission, comes home, and I moved away to Utah. Through all this we still managed to keep in contact with each other. There was even one point in time where he was coming up to visit and told me he really wanted to take me on a date. The plan was that he was going to be staying with one of his guy friends so I needed to bring a friend along to make it a double date. I decided to bring my roommate, we will call her "Ho". I should have known she would be bad news. Anyway, the four of us went to a movie. This boy was all over me; super cuddly and touchy feely. During the movie, he reached over to hold my hand. It was a snowy night so he had laid his jacket across his lap. About half way through the movie, I look over and Ho had HER hand under his jacket and on his lap holding his hand too! I was SO MAD! After the movie, they were all talking about going and doing something afterward but I just felt sick. The only thing I wanted to do was to go home.

Once we got to our house, I said good bye and went straight up to bed...still so unbelievably mad. The next morning I got a text from him saying, "I'm so sorry Jolene. Don't hate me!" "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" is all I could think. Turns out that after I had gone to bed the night before, Ho snuck him back in and they had SEX on my couch! Words can not express the anger I felt.

Moral of the story: Sometimes other Princesses are just as bad if not worse than the frogs.