I met this frog probably 6 months ago on the Internet. We started out talking on the phone and texting. He seemed like a really cool guy. We hung out a few times and I really liked him. The annoying thing about him was that we would hang out and then he would drop off the face of the earth for a bit and then just out of nowhere be like “Okay, come over.” This got old really fast. I told him he needed to either plan things and take me on real dates or we just needed to be done. Well, needless to say, I did not hear from him again...until the other night when I got a text from an unknown number. The text just said, “Hey beautiful. I have missed hanging out with you. How have you been.” I tried to pull the whole “I am so sorry, I had to get a new phone so lost all my numbers.” He saw right through it and said “You are such a liar! That's an excuse!” I stuck to my story and said, “No I swear! I dropped my phone in the pool while I was tanning! I didn't even have my family members phone numbers anymore.” So anyway, he told me who he was.
So today we were texting and he was like, “So what are you doing tonight?” I responded with, “I have to work until 10 but we should watch a movie or something when I get off.” He responded with, “Well I was gonna do something but if everything else falls through I'll give you a call.” aka... “If nothing better comes along I'll call you up.” Way to make a girl feel good about herself. I responded with, “Actually, I don't want to be your fall-back plan if nothing else comes along so never mind. Another time.” He had the nerve to get mad at me for not wanting to sit around all night waiting for him to maybe call! Ugh! Boys!