So I have this ex boyfriend. He will get his own blog post later on about all my magical experiences with him, but for the purpose of this story, you just need to know that he is very controlling, and well, quite honestly, this was not one of my most mature moments. :) One day I was looking at his Facebook and saw that he had a VERY attractive friend. I texted my ex saying, "So who is so and so?" He responded with, "You are FORBIDDEN from ever talking to him!" Well, being the stubborn person I am, I do not like to be told I'm forbidden from doing anything, so I immediately sent the friend an email. He responded with, "Hey, so I'd really like to talk to you but I'm loyal to my dear friend (insert ex boyfriends name here) and can't do that to him." Fair enough, so I decided to leave him alone.
About a month or so later, I get another email from the friend saying "(Exes name) is in Mexico. Lets hang out! I wanna take you out tomorrow!" So I ended up going out with him. We went to dinner and back to his house to watch a movie. Things went really well. The next morning I even woke up to a text message from him. We continued to talk to each other all day and then later in the afternoon he dropped a bomb on me. I got a message saying, "There are a few reasons you could never be my girlfriend. Would you like to know them?" I was so thrown of but of course I wanted to hear what he had to say. "I could never date a girl who has really bad breath. You need better deodorant. You need to shave your legs better and I could never date you and lose my best friend because of you." I was devastated! I actually had to leave work early because I couldn't stop crying.
Well stupid me, I'm a dumb girl and a sucker for a hot guy, because I continued to hang out with this guy, probably for about a month. One day I went to play tennis with a mutual friend and we got talking about the boy I had been hanging out with. This is when he told me, "You know he has a bunch of STD's because he has had sex with hundreds of girls. He even just had a kid be born like a month ago, AND he is an adulterer. He was having an affair with his sister-in-law...HIS BROTHERS WIFE!"
Moral of the story: When you are growing up, your parents teach you to share your things with your brothers and sisters. When you get older, I think we draw the line at sharing your spouse....and your STDs. That is NEVER okay!
